December 2011
7 posts
“Sitting between in the past and your future doesn’t mean you are in the present.”
– Dakota Skye | Film | 2008 (via viiaciirca) (via quote-book)
2011
A wise baboon once said “Oh yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or… learn from it.“
Some may say I wasted over a year with the wrong person… nah, not really. I just spent a whole year learning is all. Yes, that time may have been rough, but it had its plus sides too. I can’t say I was never happy… I thought I knew what...
Tales of a Skip
I laughed at mans knitted viking beanie for a whole cruise.
Tales of a Skip
Notable quotes/ slip ups of the day:
1. (While making a turn I reached for the pole next to me for stability but missed and stumbled… So I made this comment over the P.A.) “That’s what happens when you don’t grip the pole tight enough… That’s what sh… uhhhh… moving on…”
2. (Guest reaches for plants) “Hey don’t touch those!...
Tales of a Skip
Today I pet a duck. Not just any duck… Abigail… The only duck that comes onto the dock and the only duck that will eat from my hand. Pretty soon I will be dances with ducks. Believe it.
“Bear fruit and give life as you blow, with your hands out of your pockets. From...”
– Sigur Rós (via light-essence)
Tales of a Skip
How many skips does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One… The rest just stand around in the shipping office
A hippo walks into a bar and the bar tender says, “I’m sorry, we don’t serve hippo’s here”, and the hippo says, “Come on, I just want two shots”.
#Jokes